/nope

Not a page about judging what other people are into — you do you. This is just an honest list of things that aren’t for me.

Sushi. I know. I know. But no.

Anything touching my eyeballs. Contact lenses, eye drops, someone gesturing too close to my face — irrational? Maybe. But the heebie jeebies are very real and very non-negotiable.

Unstructured social situations. Small talk, mingling, off-the-cuff conversations where I’m expected to just… have thoughts on demand? I’m awkward, I’m at a loss for words, and I’m uncomfortable. Put me in front of a room with a prepared presentation, though, and I’m completely fine. Give me a structure and I’ll thrive. Take it away and I’m just vibing nervously in the corner.


This page was inspired by slashpages.net.